Grandpa Lied

Apparently, the primary lesson one Sunday centered on honesty. As good parents do, we prodded our children as to what they learned asking questions such as, what does honestly mean? Do you want to be honest? Is it easy to be honest? Do you know someone who is always honest? To this last question, Klark answered, "Not grandpa." Again, we prodded. Which grandpa? When was he not honest? Here is the story as told by Klark:

Grandpa Whiteley lied in church. Everybody thought it was funny. On Sunday, Grandpa gave a talk and he said to everybody that grandma sat in pee then had to stand in a long line with wet pants. He said that grandma used to have a big nose and never makes him any pies. He said she had a very bad day.

The good news for Grandma is that Klark knows those things were not so. The bad news for grandpa is that Klark thinks he was not honest. Don't worry, Grandpa, we rearranged the comments to help him understand better what had happened. Klark can attest to the fact that Grandma does make pies (he has tasted them), he can look at her nose and know it isn't big, and as for her sitting in pee? Well, I think Grandpa can best address this part of the story.