Zorro

The orange spiderman can shoot out razor blades. What? You didn't know there was an orange spiderman? Well, there are as many spidermen as there are colors of the rainbow and if you have any questions about any of them, Lanse has all the answers. He knows. The pink spiderman (always played by Della) makes everybody fall to sleep, the red spiderman causes monster trucks to run over you, the yellow spiderman shoots smoke bombs, grenades, and colorful explosives that look like fireworks, the green spiderman shoots glue, goo, and gum sticking you to the spot where you stand, the yellow spiderman jumps as high as the sun and sings a lot of songs, and the purple spiderman is faster than the Flash and has bullets, and the blue spiderman? Dah, haven't you ever seen the movie. That is him (with some red on him). There are of course gold, silver, grey, white, and black spidermen as well. I somehow forget much of there mystical abilities and will endeavor to acquire an interview with Lanse, for I think he is the only one with all the answers.